Welcome to my Grand Opening!

Welcome to my grand opening at Bistro Palooka! We serve everything and anything here- from delectable rainbow cakes to bull’s testicles. Ordering is simple! Just fill up the form located on the sidebar, and include your website if you would like to be linked should I choose to serve you. Unfortunately due to the lack of manpower at the moment, I am unable to fulfill every single order. But please do not give up hope and keep trying!
Let us all drink towards the future success of my bistro, and hopefully turn this into a 3 Michelin Star establishment!